Ron Jones with "X"
| Here's the infamous Mr. Jones again,
in his usual condition, buck naked and out cold. This ZZ Top wanna
be is so odious that "X", the innocent loving puppy you see above (he shall
remain anonymous to protect his identity - here at AB Madness, we protect
the innocent) is trying to strangle Ron in order to get out of an abusive
relationship. See the shiner on the pup? Guess who gave it
to him. Unfortunately for the abused pup, thanks to Mr. Jack Daniels
(1.5 liters to be precise), Ron did not feel a thing. However, Ron
did notice that after he awoke, his cold had disappeared. Thinking that
he has discovered the cure for the common cold, even as "X" formulates
new plans to escape, Ron is trying to figure out what combination of warm
puppy on throat and what quantity of Jack Daniels and other factors is
the cure. Ron is still working on it but he tells me that tentatively,
he thinks plenty of rest, fluids, warmth, and good food will cure the cold.
He is keeping confidential the exact ratio. Only drawback:
be sure to use a puppy that is housebroken - Ron found out the hard (or
should we say, "wet") way. Mr. Jones has asked me to help his company,
Biker's Cold Cure and Other Stuff, Inc., go public as soon as he zeros
in on the exact formula for his cold remedy. Any investors out there?
By the way, Ron has recently informed me that he has the cold cure down pat. However, he cautions that one must utilize a housebroken puppy. Ron only realized this when people informed him that the smell from his armpits was even more disagreeable than usual. |
Another Picture of Mr.
Jones and Tugger
| You can tell from this picture just how big Tugger is (assuming that Ron is not a midget). On this bright and sunny day, Ron decided to get a shave and impersonate the clean shaven (relatively speaking) member of ZZ Top. |
Sara Jones with Chopper
| This lovely girl is Ron's daughter (yes, Ron Jones fans, Ron has already contributed to the gene pool). Sara is posing with another American Bulldog belonging to Ron, Chopper. |
Lynn Andrade's Canus Lupus
Bud
| The picture above of our free spirited friend should contribute significantly to dispelling some persistent myths about wolves and wolf dogs. I don't about you folks but ol' wolfy sure does look as if he loves that teddy. |